We're All Going to Hell - The Bastard Fairies

(Thanks Dor for telling me about this song. Great to sing-along to at parties. wahaha but be forewarned, the lyrics may be offensive to some people! Listen to the mp3 by clicking on the link above or scroll down to watch the video. :p)

All you Mormons who like cussing
You are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking
You are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken
You are going to hell
It's the nature of evolution
The dinosaurs went to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

All you Christian politicians
You are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions
Send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god
You are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs
You are going to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

(Interlude)
I need a beer.
That was pretty good.
Ah. Okay.

All you Catholics wearing condoms
You are going to hell
All us fatties eating bonbons
We are going to hell
Unbaptized babies learn to limbo
Purgatory's hell
And your religion is a gamble
And you are going to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

Check this shit out
(check this shit out)
It's gonna change your life

There once was a man who thought that if he ate
All the the pages of the Bible he can kill almost anything
And after thirteen he died of a stroke
When he tried to eat the book
Of ... kings... eat the book
Of ... kings... eat the book
Of ... kings...