New home in the making

23 Dec 2006

We're All Going to Hell - The Bastard Fairies

(Thanks Dor for telling me about this song. Great to sing-along to at parties. wahaha but be forewarned, the lyrics may be offensive to some people! Listen to the mp3 by clicking on the link above or scroll down to watch the video. :p)

All you Mormons who like cussing
You are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking
You are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken
You are going to hell
It's the nature of evolution
The dinosaurs went to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

All you Christian politicians
You are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions
Send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god
You are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs
You are going to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

(Interlude)
I need a beer.
That was pretty good.
Ah. Okay.

All you Catholics wearing condoms
You are going to hell
All us fatties eating bonbons
We are going to hell
Unbaptized babies learn to limbo
Purgatory's hell
And your religion is a gamble
And you are going to hell

Hell, hell, hell
It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire
And brimstone

Check this shit out
(check this shit out)
It's gonna change your life

There once was a man who thought that if he ate
All the the pages of the Bible he can kill almost anything
And after thirteen he died of a stroke
When he tried to eat the book
Of ... kings... eat the book
Of ... kings... eat the book
Of ... kings...

A good ending to a bad day

I don't normally enjoy it but there was something strangely therapeutic about running home in the rain today. The water hit me relentlessly as I dashed across the road for the sheltered walkway back to my estate. For a few seconds, I was small and helpless against Mother Nature. But consequently, all other matters felt smaller too. :)

Helsinki Complaints Choir

Thanks to zy for recommending me this clip. Take a listen and you'll find people from all over the world are more alike than they are different.



"My flat is tiny but it eats all my money...", "Idiots don't know which side to stand on the escalator...", "Women are still paid less than men...", "Bullshitters get on too well in life..."

Loved every second of the song.

zzz

Oh please, I want a heavier workload. I mean it.

Migration confirmed

So, it's official. H and I will be moving to Tampines in about 2.5 years. *waves to the east-siders*

After 2 hours at the Premiere showflat today, we finally decided to go for it. This has to be the MOST adult purchase of our lives. (Think lots of $$$$$$) H was so nervous he asked me how to spell "feefty" when he was writing out the cheque.

But it was probably the best decision of our lives, even with our limited budget. We couldn't stop talking about it after leaving the place.

"Let's get some rattan chairs for the balcony..." "How do we hide the ugly bomb shelter?" "What should we put in the 3rd bedroom?" "Let's have a cushioned window bay so we can read..."

I've never been more keen on busying myself with details.

With an aim now, it gets easier to prioritise when it comes to money. It may suck sometimes, knowing that we can't splurge on gadgets and overseas trips as and when we want it, but this life together is more precious than anything else we could ever have.

I can't wait the day when we can have friends over as house guests, when we can have a bbq/steamboat at the balcony, chill over homemade cocktails or maybe have a mahjong session. =p

So if you're my friend and you're reading this right now, start thinking about the housewarming gift okay! *just kidding*

To look at the place we got, click here.